"Oh, I'll remember it, Joe. That's about all I'm gonna do the rest of my life is go around rememberin' your name."
-Support Your Local Sheriff

Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.
-Back to the Future

"You're so funny and cute and tall, hey let’s shake it! SHUT UP LET’S SHAKE IT!"
-Night at the Roxbury

"Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now..."
-How to Train Your Dragon

"My journey took me somewhat further down the rabbit-hole than I'd intended and, though I dirtied my fluffy white tail, I've emerged… enlightened."
-Sherlock Holmes

"She batted them pretty little eyes at you, and you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken!"
-Charade

"Too early for flapjacks?"
-Groundhog Day

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
-Say Anything

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
-Uncle Buck

" Just this once, be faithful 99 percent of the time! I mean, I've never gone 99 percent on anything, and I think I'm awesome."
-Horton Hears a Who

"You know the hardest thing about being smart?
I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense."
-Bandits

"you know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window."
-Robots

"Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why."
-Ocean's Twelve

"CHRISTMAS MEANS CARNAGE!!"
-BABE

"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
-Better off Dead

"I'm confiscating this..... this too."
-10 Things I Hate about You

"They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him."
-Jungle Book

"...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."
-Raising Arizona

"And then he said I was ugly and I can't read good"
"land of the red, the white, and the...... green..."
-Blue Streak

"And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty."
-Clueless

"I wish my mouth was bigger!"
-Kung Fu Panda

"It was like death... but in a good way."
-I.Q.

"You know, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner."
-Night at the Roxbury

"Share the load..."
Return of the King

"Oh, that? I unroll it ahead of time, helps when you're in a hurry."
Curious George

"You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction!"
-Dumb and Dumber

"'Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner.' There's a double meaning in that."
-Much Ado About Nothing

"How 'bout we go get kicked out of an Applebee's?"
-Talladega Nights

"Oh, Mother, she just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon!"
-i Robot

"Your stunned silence is veeery reassuring"
-Monsters Inc.

"It's sooo hot, milk was a bad choice..."
-Anchorman

"Don't desecrate the colors, man... I'LL KILL YOUR DOG, MAN!"
-Hard Knox

"Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks."
-Transformers

"Well, it's a well-run campaign, midget'n broom'n whatnot."
-O Brother Where Art Thou

"She was like 'I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!' And I said 'You better not... you better not!'"
-Orange County

"We're living in a material world and I am a material girl... or boy."
-The Wedding Singer

"I do have a test today. that wasn't bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government? "
-Napoleon Dynamite

"Who glued these quarters down?"
"I did."
"What the hell for, man?"
"I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren."
-Empire Records

"He thinks morals are paintings on walls and scruples are money in Russia."
-Sabrina

"Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree, he lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee..."
-Open Season

"He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died."
-Clue

"Those were very specific cases of crackheads"
-Pretty Woman

"I-I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that. "
-The Burbs

"Go easy on him, he's just lost his son, Fabio"
-Finding Nemo

"If she'd kept on goin' down that way she'd have gone straight to the castle."
-Labyrinth